Best shouts

 - Another day, another death. another sorrow, another breath.
- “I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.” (Ashleigh Brilliant)
- They say that “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” well i think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.
-”Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world.” (Einstein)
- Byte: A mouthful, as in “How many bytes in a Big Mac?”.
- Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
- Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, “Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.”
- User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot”.
- Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!.
- Choose your fate and die.
- I don’t make you feel special, I just remind you that you are special. (David F. Sims)
- Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
- My computer is below sea level, but it is not wet… (Rene G.A. Ros from Iceland)
- No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get heavier.
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?.
- Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. (Hyman G. Rickover)
- Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.
- If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it!
- BILL CLINTON 96 VIRUS: This virus will say anything to you to get into your computer. But once you let it in, does anything it wants to. It has been known to lie and cheat on its mother board. You know your computer has this virus when your screen turns white and spells out water.
- CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, screens splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
- GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating, “Read my docs … no new files!” on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional Virus.
- FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
- LAPD VIRUS: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in “Self-defense”
- STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
- I put BUGS=OFF in CONFIG.SYS and now Windows won’t load!
- Microsoft is not the answer, it’s the question and the answer is NO.
- My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
- With Windows XP, We Were On The Edge Of The Cliff. With Windows Vista, we made a big step forward.
- two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity
- Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”
- I am not afraid of homos, i just like to kill them.
- I never wrong. Once I thought I was wrong, I was mistaken.
- Everyone make mistakes, I make them more.
- I Call other people “Champ,” “Sport” or “Tiger.” Refer to myself as “Coach.”
- if Your wife says communication is important in a marriage… buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
- An optimist believes that we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true.
- I am the center of my universe: everyone else is either a star, a black hole, or an insignificant speck of useless matter.
- You said you didn’t want to see me get hurt, so does that mean you closed your eyes when I cried?
- Even after being deceived by 100 men, a woman will still fall in love with the 101’st…
- A computer is like a house with air conditioning… everything is nice until you open windows.
- DON’T HURT ME, I HAVE CHILDREN … HURT THEM!!
- We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
- An Error Doesn’t Become Mistake Until You Refuse To Correct It.
- I give thanks to MYSELF, for my good; for my loving kindness is everlasting…
- No matter how difficult and hopeless it is, I will never give up, cause I know there’s always a better day to come…

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Beberapa kalimat kontroversial pada masa lampau

“Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You’re crazy.” — Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil, 1859.

“Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction”. — Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872.

“The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon.” — Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria, 1873.

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” — Western Union internal memo, 1876.

“The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?” — David Sarnoff’s associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio, 1920.

“Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily in high schools.” — New York Times editorial about Robert Goddard’s revolutionary rocket work, 1921.

“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?” — H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.

“Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.” — Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” — Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.

“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” — Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949.

“I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won’t last out the year.” — The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957.

“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” — Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.

“But what … is it good for?” — Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, commenting on the microchip, 1968.

“So we went to Atari and said, ‘Hey, we’ve got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we’ ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll come work for you.’ And they said, ‘No.’ So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, ‘Hey, we don’t need you. You haven’t got through college yet.’” — Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak’s personal computer, 1977.

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” — Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977.

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” — Bill Gates, 1981.

“I want an Internet. Can I have one of those?” – Spice Girl Mel B., pointing to a monitor during an AOL press conference, 2002.

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