Best shouts

 - Another day, another death. another sorrow, another breath.
- “I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.” (Ashleigh Brilliant)
- They say that “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” well i think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.
-”Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world.” (Einstein)
- Byte: A mouthful, as in “How many bytes in a Big Mac?”.
- Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
- Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, “Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.”
- User: The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot”.
- Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!.
- Choose your fate and die.
- I don’t make you feel special, I just remind you that you are special. (David F. Sims)
- Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
- My computer is below sea level, but it is not wet… (Rene G.A. Ros from Iceland)
- No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get heavier.
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?.
- Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. (Hyman G. Rickover)
- Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.
- If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it!
- BILL CLINTON 96 VIRUS: This virus will say anything to you to get into your computer. But once you let it in, does anything it wants to. It has been known to lie and cheat on its mother board. You know your computer has this virus when your screen turns white and spells out water.
- CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, screens splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
- GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating, “Read my docs … no new files!” on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional Virus.
- FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
- LAPD VIRUS: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in “Self-defense”
- STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
- I put BUGS=OFF in CONFIG.SYS and now Windows won’t load!
- Microsoft is not the answer, it’s the question and the answer is NO.
- My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
- With Windows XP, We Were On The Edge Of The Cliff. With Windows Vista, we made a big step forward.
- two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity
- Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”
- I am not afraid of homos, i just like to kill them.
- I never wrong. Once I thought I was wrong, I was mistaken.
- Everyone make mistakes, I make them more.
- I Call other people “Champ,” “Sport” or “Tiger.” Refer to myself as “Coach.”
- if Your wife says communication is important in a marriage… buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
- An optimist believes that we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true.
- I am the center of my universe: everyone else is either a star, a black hole, or an insignificant speck of useless matter.
- You said you didn’t want to see me get hurt, so does that mean you closed your eyes when I cried?
- Even after being deceived by 100 men, a woman will still fall in love with the 101′st…
- A computer is like a house with air conditioning… everything is nice until you open windows.
- DON’T HURT ME, I HAVE CHILDREN … HURT THEM!!
- We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
- An Error Doesn’t Become Mistake Until You Refuse To Correct It.
- I give thanks to MYSELF, for my good; for my loving kindness is everlasting…
- No matter how difficult and hopeless it is, I will never give up, cause I know there’s always a better day to come…

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